Busty loves a bit of Deep Throat

BustyOuch, ouch and more ouch…what a night. That’s right folks I’ve been filling my boots with old McKelvey’s former staff at Precision Marketing and I can confirm what everyone suspected; they sure know how to drink.
As you know, I’ve never been one to cast aspersions – well, only now and again – but no wonder that magazine went tits up; in fact I’m surprised it lasted as long as it did with that lot in charge.
Still, what a lovely bunch they turned out to be, although of course my esteemed boss couldn’t resist telling them how he’d dragged them up from the gutter (he should know, he was lying in it most of the evening). One is now a top barrister, another works for the Beeb, one is a TV director, another is a top travel writer, one is a PR guru…and another works at, er, Primark (never mind, luv).
I even bumped into the lovely Sara Kimberley, who of course now plies her trade at the adland bible Campaign. Well, to be honest, I couldn’t exactly miss her, as her handbag was taking up the whole pavement outside the Sun and 13 Cantons in Soho.
Anyway, according to sources close to the situation, down in Teddington they’re desperate to find out who my Campaign insider is. Well, I’m happy to confirm (as apparently this column is a must-read down there), that it is not Sara (to be honest she hasn’t got a clue what’s going on), nor Jeremy Lee (he knows exactly what’s going on but his lips are sealed apparently).
Suffice to say, I love my Deep Throat and will always keep him very close to my chest; you’ll have to get past these 38DDs first…
Talking of massive tits – I see Centaur Media’s Festival of Marketing (can you think of anything more tedious?) – has signed up none other than Alastair Campbell as a keynote speaker.
As the blurb says: “Most famous for his tenure as chief spokesman for Tony Blair, Campbell will be talking to marketers about the timely issues of transformation, modernisation and change management.” Not too sure being rather economical with the truth about weapons of mass destruction will be on the agenda though.

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1 Comment on "Busty loves a bit of Deep Throat"

  1. Why Busty will never expose her Deep Throat…no matter how hard they push http://t.co/cSSRaOOOrH

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