“Summertime and the living is easy”…fat chance of that for little ol’ Busty; I will be hard at it all summer, trying to bring a little ray of sunshine into your lives. And let’s face it, with GDPR almost becoming an obsession, everyone needs a little light relief.
But what about me, I hear you ask, how do I keep myself amused?
Well, a summer shopping spree always helps and now that I have a wardrobe full of new skimpy outfits, I am feeling pretty chipper. OK, I might not be “beach body ready” but in my experience, most of you fellas like something to grab hold of.
And you know what they say; a new wardrobe deserves a new man, so, I was scouring the Internet looking for someone who might match my extensive list of requirements, when one particular article caught my eye.
According to one study by the National Academy of Sciences of the United States of America, “compelling evidence from many animal taxa indicates that male genitalia are often under postcopulatory sexual selection for characteristics that increase a male’s success.”
In other words, tall blokes with big cocks are far more attractive. Now, I’m no boffin, but did they really need to do a study on that? All they had to do was ask us girls and we would’ve given them the answer straight-away.
To be honest, most of the sisterhood don’t care if a man is giant or a short-arse, as long as he’s got what it takes in the trouser department; a big wallet of course.
After all, Alan Sugar, Martin Sorrell and Bernie Ecclestone aren’t exactly what you would call hunks but they sure have plenty of cash. They are also pretty busy, too, which means they will be away a lot so you can find someone “normal size” to have fun with when they are working. And, hopefully, when they get back they will be way too run-down to bother me.
Gloriously Deep Pockets & Run-down, now that’s the sort of GDPR even I can handle…
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