Fat chance that Foxy and Roxy won’t be gorging in Orgy

foxy 414Joyeux vendredi et salutations glorieuses du pays du fromage, du vin, du chocolat et du gras! That’s right mon amies, Roxy and I are already getting hot and sticky in Orgy (in the Bourgogne-Franche-Comté region of France, of course) with our party host Pierre.
It’s so nice to kick back and chill out for once, like most of my social media “e-friends” have been for months.
The thing is, although the world of Decision Marketing never stops – I have to knock out at least half a dozen every day and then I have to write some stories for this august website, too – all our hard work for both the site and McContent & Design (remember them?) appears to be paying off.
Not only do we have a new hush, hush client, we’ve also secured a “tissue meeting” with the Vagina Museum, who have been quite gushing about our hands-on approach.
And, to celebrate, Roxy and I have been gorging on the poshest CHOCOLATE and quaffing the finest wines, thanks to my newly acquired ample budget. Not only that, but it transpires that Pierre is somewhat of a fromager (sadly, he’s a bit of a frotager, as well).
So far this week, we’ve been stuffing our faces with Reblochon (dating from the 13th century its name means pinching the cow udders twice, thus, the milk acquired is very creamy); Époisses de Bourgogne (dating from the 16th century, if it was good enough for Louis XIV and Napoleon, it’s just about good enough for us); and Cure Nantais (dating from 1880, it is nicknamed “priest cheese”…don’t ask).
Fatty and Fatter will be, as the annoying youth of today say, “totes well jel”.
Mind you, it seems that we are not the only ones on holiday. Over at Marketing Week Monthly, it would appear that the entire art department has downed tools for the summer if the cover of its August issue is anything to go by. We’ve heard of minimalism but this takes it to another level.
One theory doing the rounds of former MW hacks – and believe me, there are literally thousands of them out there, including Fatty and Fatter – is that someone has spunked the budget, quite literally, on the “sextortion” scam currently doing the rounds, which I may or may not have devised myself.
It goes something like this: “Dear XXXXX, The last time you visited a porn website with teenagers, you downloaded and installed the vίrus I developed. My program has turned on your cam and recorded the act of your masturbation.
“My software also downloaded all your email contact lists and a list of your friends on Facebook. I have the – Info.mp4 – with you jerking off to teens, as well as a file with all your contacts on my computer.
“You are very perverted! If you want me to delete both files and keep the secret, you must send me £2,000 (0.24 bitcoin). I give you 72 hours to transfer the funds.”
Still, the two grand has come in very handy for Roxy and me…more cheese anyone?

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