“Have a holly, jolly Christmas, It’s the best time of the year, I don’t know if there’ll be snow, But I’ll have a faceful of beer.” That’s right Foxy fans, they said it was impossible, but I have survived yet another year.
To be honest, it probably helped that Jonathan Spooner, that gorgeous, witty, brainy and übersexy proprietor of Spoon Creative Ltd, blew me out for our festive curry.
Whether it was because he couldn’t face all the trimmings – ie, the gang from the Vagina Museum – is not known, but those Vayjayjay girls never take no for an answer so watch out January…
Now, this being the last column before Christmas and the last of the year, I’m feeling in a charitable mood. In fact, I am even calling a festive truce on our lesser rivals, so relax Marketing Week Monthly, Campaign and The Drum, I am giving you a week off. (Even though, Campaign‘s “Agency Christmas cards 2019: the top five” is perhaps the most pitiful story of the year.)
In fact, I’ve decided to roll back the years to 2015, for all your Busty fans. Now, I know how much you love a good ol’ Christmas singalong – and what could be better than a Christmas singalong with added shoes, too?
So, with apologies to Mariah Carey. All together now…
I don’t want a lot for Christmas
But Louis Vuitton I still need
I really do love Brian Atwood
Underneath the Christmas tree
I just want Gucci for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
All I want for Christmas is shoes
I don’t want a lot for Christmas
But Walter Steiger I still need
Christian Louboutin I would love
Underneath the Christmas tree
I promise to put on my stockings
Right in front of the fireplace
Jimmy Choos will make me happy
And bring a smile on Christmas Day
I just want Mui Mui for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
All I want for Christmas is shoes
I need a little extra this Christmas
Just something to feast my eyes upon
Stuart Weitzman is my fave
But please don’t make me wait too long
‘Cause Manolo Blahnik will do tonight
Strapped to my foot just right
What more can I do?
Readers, all I want for Christmas is shoes
All I want for Christmas is shoes, baby
All I want for Christmas is shoes, baby
All I want for Christmas is shoes, baby
All I want for Christmas is shoes, baby
Have a good one. See you next year xx
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