Irish eyes are smiling at Busty

BustyLooks like I got out of Brazil just in time doesn’t it? Not too sure I would’ve wanted to have been there on the night the masters of the beautiful game got a 7-1 drubbing from the Germans. Tears, tantrums and tiaras all round…and that was just the blokes.
In fact the last time I witnessed such a messy evening – with seven going in so easily at one end – was when Tarquin Farquhar made me watch Snow White and the Seven Horny Dwarves on DVD. Not nice.
To be honest, I feel the Brazilians’ pain. I mean, no one likes to be humiliated. Even PornHub got in on the act by tweeting for its members to stop uploading footage from the game to its public humiliation section. Although, judging by what is normally on there it was pretty mild.
Would the Brazilians have settled for coming second? Somehow I doubt it.
Personally I wouldn’t take that, never mind third or fourth. I always like to ensure I come first…just ask good old Tarquers.
But by Monday I will be down in the dumps, suffering from post-World Cup blues. So far, I’ve watched every game and have been having a ball. I mean, what’s not to like about seeing 22 fit young men sweating it out on a footie pitch?
Still, it looks like something good might well come out of this World Cup, after all. Following my esteemed editor’s story about Paddy Power wanting to sponsor Luis Suarez’s gum-shield – accompanied by his mocked-up Photoshop special – we’ve been approached by bosses at the Irish bookie who are keen to sponsor this august website, and, more specifically, little ol’ Busty.
Of course, never one to miss an opportunity to show off my assets, old McKelvey wants me to head up the negotiations.
Apparently they reckon this column is the perfect vehicle for them to raise their profile within the marketing community, renowned for its large wads. It’s still in the early stages, but I am quietly confident that a decent deal is on the table as one Paddy Power chief has already whispered in my ear that he reckons I’ve got a cunning stunt…