Why Brangelina break-up is good news for Busty

busty idolYou know I would like to think that Mary Berry’s decision to quit Bake Off wasn’t made just out of loyalty to the BBC; she obviously read my plans to rebrand the show The Great British Busty Off and realised she couldn’t possibly compete.
Thing is, I reckon there could be a certain chemistry between me and Paul Hollywood, and those strong baker’s hands of his might, just might be able to keep my 38DDs in check. (Let’s just hope he doesn’t fess up to his missus again, though, I really don’t need that sort of publicity.) Anyway, he’s a silver fox; I’m a foxy chick – what more could viewers want?
Mind you, if it doesn’t work out with Paul Hollywood, there are are couple of real-life Hollywood stars now back on the market, following the rather sad news that Brad and Angelina have broken up.
I say sad, but to be honest I am jumping for joy – after all, what’s not to celebrate? Angelina is a strong, beautiful, sexy and formidable woman, and Brad is, well, he’s Brad Pitt for god’s sake…The only thing I do regret is that a threesome will no longer be possible, but hey, I am more than happy to take them separately.
No doubt as you read this, Mark Ritson will lumbering over a new column – which, true to form, will run next month once everyone has forgotten – along the lines of “what marketers can learn from the demise of Brangelina”. Meanwhile our favourite marketing expert, the London Business School’s Jacques de Cock, has been remarkably quiet, but I hear it is not unusual for him to come up the rear.
Yet for the real insight, you have to visit our friends at Pornhub, of course, which has reported a huge spike in searches for anything related to Brad’s love interests.
Searches for Marion Cotillard (who is claimed to have been feasting on Brad ever since they co-starred in Allied) have squirted up by 1218%, while those for Angelina only peaked at 129%.
However, it seems Angelina can have the last laugh in the porn stakes as, on an average day, Pornhub users search for her several thousand times – making her consistently one of its top 20 (non-pornstar) “people” searches.
Marion’s daily searches are usually one tenth that of Angelina’s, so 1218% represents a significant increase in interest, but Angelina still beat her in what the site referred to as “raw” searches.
Then again, either of them is more than welcome to make me raw anytime they like…

You can also follow Busty on Twitter @BustyIdol

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