My spies tell me that Kitcatt Nohr is going through what they call in the trade, “choppy waters”. Of course, some rivals are licking their lips with glee at the very prospect. As they say, schadenfreude is a dish best served cold.
For some reason the agency is loved and despised in equal measures…
Now, some say, Marc Nohr is so full of himself that he makes Jose Mourinho’s ego look positively pea-sized, although I’ve always found him absolutely charming. And, given the fact that he’s a martial arts instructor – he teaches Krav Maga, the self-defence and combat techniques much loved by Mosad – I don’t really fancy joining in on that debate. I like to be able to use all my limbs.
However, I did hear things are so bad that even internally they’ve rebranded the agency Kitcatt Nohr Dignitas.
Mind you, their choppy waters seem like a mill pond when compared to another of London’s biggest agencies, this one sited a little closer to the City of London. You see there has been a rather embarrassing leak of an internal email, sent by a hugely disgruntled finance chief, alleging all sorts of crimes and misdemeanours – but most notably how the boss loves Charlie…and I don’t mean the editor of this website either.
Sadly, to save my arse from being sued, I have been forced to omit the names of the individuals concerned, but I kid you not when I tell you the email goes something like this:
Hi everyone
Totally unexpected news at this early hour but I just thought you should know that the lovely, people caring boss that you all thought you knew and loved is a complete drug addict.
So having recently found out this information I would like to give you all notice that I immediately tender my resignation. Furthermore I would like to make it completely clear that I have played no part whatsoever in this situation nor can I condone xxxx or xxxx’s behaviour in any way whatsoever.
I wish xxxx and xxxx all the luck in the world in their future careers.
After x years of absolute dedication, I am just sorry I have let you all down in my character judgement. All I ever tried to do was make [this] the best agency it could possibly be. I am so sorry to all of you who believed in what could have been.
Now I’m no behavioural expert but I would say this bloke is pretty cheesed off, which is certainly not what you want your finance director to be.
No doubt they will try very hard to sweep this all under the carpet, although the cleaners might find a much larger stash under there…
Ah well, who said this industry is boring??
