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So the little big man has gone. Long live the little big man. Cue much gnashing of teeth, with the…

Well, I just about survived my trip to the LA of the South Coast – and good job too as…

So, Easter in the LA of the South Coast – that’s Littlehampton to the uninitiated – wasn’t quite such a…

Don’t you just love the Easter break? OK, my schedules are up the Swannee and I have fewer days in…

“I wandered lonely as a cloud, That floats on high o’er vales and hills, When all at once I saw…

And so to Cheltenham to check out the runners and riders of an event that “epitomises and encompasses everything that…

So, did you have a good International Women’s Day? Sadly, it hasn’t quite reached up North yet, despite Manchester’s bizarre…

Brrr. It might be freezing outside, but I am pleased to report that things are finally hotting up round my…

Is it just me or does everyone else seem to be having hours of fun at work while I toil…

“Love is in the air, everywhere I look around. Love is in the air, every sight and every sound.” Yeh…

This being the 100th anniversary of (some) women in the UK being granted the vote, I found myself being drawn…

Well, it hasn’t been a great week for the “hostess” market has it? Not only has the Presidents Club dinner…

So, the most powerful men in Britain attend a grope-fest all-male event at the Dorchester, no-one sees anything, and all…

So, here we are yet again, and all I can say is, three weeks in to taking on this job,…

Well, it’s out, and despite Campaign’s rather pathetic attempt to steal our thunder, Roxy and I are pleased to reveal…

Hellooooooooooo and Happy New Year to all Busty fans from your new gossip queen, Foxy. Judging by Busty’s inbox, and…

“And now, the end is near and so I face the final curtain…” Well, dearest Busty fans, I have some…

So, dear readers, I bet you can’t wait to hear all the gossip from the DMA Awards can you? (See,…

I’m pleased to confirm that I’ve finally got my sticky mitts on a ticket for that big bash next week…

Well, dear Busty fans, it’s been a pretty emotional week. Your outrage over my snub for that awards do (I’m…

“Under crystal winter skies, gazing out across a moonlit Thames, bracketed by some stalwarts of the London skyline, DMA Awards…

So, here we are, the second week of November and Christmas has well and truly arrived. In fact, our lesser…

“Sexminstergate”, hey, who would have thought it? Well, just about everyone. The real question on the lips of the people…

Well, guess I’ve blown my invite to the launch of the new Iris CRM agency then? What’s the matter with…

“I’m bored. Bored of how toothless, gutless and increasingly anodyne our industry has become. Bored of diversity being prioritised over…

Now I know this may be a recurring theme, but as I have related on more than one occasion, never…

First the bad news. Sadly I didn’t even make it to the shortlist for the $25,000 Pornhub Cares Scholarship, as…

And so to Soho Farmhouse – where else I hear you ask? – for my rearranged “meeting” with the dashingly…

And so to Soho House – where else, I hear you ask? – for a very important meeting with some…

So, another week, another iPhone launch, and at just under £1,000 you may be wondering, what sort of person will…

Well, I am almost embarrassed to report that you lovely Busty fans have been making me blush this week with…

So, it was au revoir France et bonjour la Grande-Bretagne, nous nous sommes amusés pendant la durée. Yep, it was…

Bonjour, bonjour mes amis, j’espère que vous avez eu une bonne semaine. Another week has passed at Château  Decision Marketing,…

Salutations de la terre d’ail à l’haleine, au vin rouge et aux jambes de grenouilles! That’s right we have actually…

Well my holiday planning is well underway; I’ve got the lingo sorted, I’ve got the wardrobe packed, and thanks to…

Bonjour, bonjour, mes amis adorables, j’espère que vous avez passé une bonne semaine! You see, the deliciously handsome Pierre –…

Mangetout, mangetout. Yep, you guessed it, I have been brushing up on my French in anticipation of next month’s Decision…

Oh the joys of email personalisation. So, there I was, trawling my inbox for something interesting to write – believe…

“Summertime and the living is easy”…fat chance of that for little ol’ Busty; I will be hard at it all…

“Me mind on fire, Me soul on fire, Feeling hot hot hot. Party people, All around me feeling hot hot…

It seems my powers of persuasion aren’t waning after all, as invites to the DMA’s Summer Lunch have been pouring…

Oh the sun, the sea and the sex on the beach…Cannes? Nah, Brighton of course. Why go to the Cotes…

And so it came to pass that the ad industry’s weekly masturbation manual – sorry, the “iconic media and marketing…

Now I will be the first to admit, I don’t really understand the ins and outs of the political world…

Well, I am afraid to say that my best efforts to secure a DMA Summer Lunch freebie have so far…

So, another Bank Holiday looms, and thank god for that I say. I need to recharge my batteries, quite literally,…

Did I ever tell you that I believe the DMA is one of the finest trade bodies in the world,…

Well, judging by the response I had to whether I should take a job on PornHub, you lot have even…

Just when I was on the verge of greatness, a writ arrives. That’s right Busty fans, I am afraid to…

Is it just me or is life getting a little dull? GDPR? Bah. General Election. Ugh. Luckily, help is at…