Idol Gossip

And so, dear readers, to the world of online dating, which according to Ofcom’s recent report, is where we have…

Thin ones, fat ones, stubby ones, long ones, Belgian-style ones with mayo, Northern style ones with gravy or curry, ketchup,…

With sincere apologies to all my fam in Bolton, down on the South Coast: “So long sad times, Go long…

Is it stormy enough for you? According to the Met Office we’ve already had Storms Alex, Barbara, Aiden, Bella, Christoph…

You know sometimes, just sometimes, this job does have its benefits. OK, my bosses can be lazy, indolent and fat…

Another week, another attempt to bring you all some joy, although I’m afraid I’m in a bit of a rush…

Another week, another survey about the Covid “new normal” lands. What is it this time? We hear you ask… More…

Oh, the joys of the news cycle; no sooner had our lesser rivals bashed out a load of guff about…

So, five days in to Step 2 of the “Roadmap out of Lockdown” and I’ve already sorted out my “personal…

Never let it be said that we’re not in tune with the latest trends, the spirit of the times and…

“See the Easter bunny, Hopping down the street, Giving out candies, To everyone he meets, All the kids behind him,…

“Are you ready, hey are you ready for this? Are you hanging on the edge of your seat? Out of…

Sirtfood Diet: Week 2. Well, there was no Week 2. There was Week 1 and then there was none. I…

Is it just me or has it been a long old week? What with National Butchers’ Week, National Feet Week,…

“How do you keep going?” That, dear Foxy fans, is the question everyone has been asking us here at the…

“Here comes the sun do, do, do, Here comes the sun, And I say it’s all right.” Yep, after a…

Ever wondered what “modern marketers” are looking for in their jobs these days? I must admit it had never even…

“Love is in the air, everywhere I look around. Love is in the air, every sight and every sound. And…

“Sound the flute! Now it’s mute! Bird’s delight, Day and night, Nightingale, In the dale, Lark in sky, – Merrily,…

Phew, just when I thought I might actually have to write something about marketing this week, up pop our old…

You know sometimes, just sometimes, there’s nothing quite like that Friday Feeling, even in these tedious Covid times when all…

“Dance, dance, dance, dance, Keep on dancin’, Dance, dance, dance, dance, We’re just dancin’ to the beat, feel the heat,…

Haaaaaaaappy New Year to all! Not that there is too much to be happy about to be honest; January is…

Well, dear Foxy fans, here we are at last, with just nine sleeps until the Big Day I am signing…

“We’ve had ten years, stuck on my eyes, ten years, what a surprise, we’ve had ten years, my brain hurts…

Christmas is coming, the geese are getting fat, and so, dear readers are the entire Decision Marketing team, which means…

Well, it’s here at last. Black Friday? No, I’ve already done all my Christmas shopping. Pay day? No, that was…

So, it seems, it’s not just me who is coming over all Christmassy (lucky old “all Christmassy”); even our very…

And so this is Christmas (part two). Well, once the John Lewis and Waitrose festive ad breaks, it’s official and…

And so this is Christmas…of course it is. Don’t believe everything you read on this otherwise highly accurate and august site;…

You know sometimes, just sometimes, I worry that maybe I am going a bit soft. Whatever. Of course, just like…

Ouch, ouch and triple ouch. Yep, you guessed it Foxy fans, I’m not feeling myself today (unlike you blokes, who…

Was it really only a week ago that I was basking in the afterglow of my trip of a lifetime…

“All of the people around us they say, Can they be that close, Just let me state for the record,…

“Everybody dance, do-do-do, Clap your hands, clap your hands, Everybody dance, do-do-do Clap your hands, clap your hands…” Yep, it’s…

As the gloom descends once again and the country stumbles down the dreaded steps back to Covid hell, I must…

So, having avoided a libel battle with the Right Honourable Halfwit – guess it must all be true then, unless for…

“We’re up all night ’til the sun, We’re up all night to get some, We’re up all night for good…

“Everybody dance, do-do-do, Clap your hands, clap your hands, Everybody dance, do-do-do Clap your hands, clap your hands…” Yep, forget…

At last, the August Bank Holiday looms and, with it, my first day off in months. You know, I do…

Ever get the feeling someone’s after you? Well, you want to try doing my job for a few hours and…

So, it transpires that our new recruit, Peggy from Skeggy, is on to something with her love of the Merlot….

Phew, what a scorcher! (OK, I admit it’s at least the fifth time this column has used that as an…

So, there we were all set for the Great Escape, a foray to Fanny, followed by a tour of the…

“Rollin’, rollin’, rollin’, Rollin’, rollin’, rollin’, Rollin’, rollin’, rollin’, Rawhide!” Yep, we’re all set for The Decision Marketing Bus Tour…

“Over hill, over dale, Thorough bush, thorough brier, Over park, over pale, Thorough flood, thorough fire; I do wander every…

Well, here we are again. Another week, and more marvellous musings to dispatch before I can have a well earned…

Ever woken up worrying that you said the wrong thing the night before? Felt annoyed with yourself for polishing off…

Phew, what a scorcher! While the world and his wife, husband, civil partner, lover, friend with benefit, and office affair, along…

So, one week in and our bubble of love is still going strong, and so is my man, Desperate Dan…