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Ever felt like giving it all up girls and becoming a Tradwife? I must admit, I hadn’t until this week’s…

Well, we’ve rifled off our proposal and now we’re awaiting confirmation of the “tissue meeting” from Harry and Megan; c’mon…

Haaaaaaaappy New Year to all; I hope you had a great break. I’d like to say my batteries are now…

“Have a holly, jolly Christmas, It’s the best time of the year, I don’t know if there’ll be snow, But…

So, I am guessing that there’s no chance we will be getting a four-day week any time soon then. Still,…

It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas, Everywhere you go, Festive songs are blurting out, But under the tree…

You know sometimes, dear readers, I sit here in the “Decision Marketing Nerve Centre” – otherwise known as McKelvey’s front…

So, I have finally got my golden ticket to the biggest event of the year and I am pleased to…

So, one week in to my new self-partnering life and, to be honest, even I am getting a bit bored…

Swing low, sweat chariot my arse…who likes rugby anyway? Yep, you guessed it, I was only a temporary fan but…

“Swing low, sweet chariot, Coming for to carry me home, Swing low, sweet chariot, Coming for to carry me home…”…

“Happy birthday to me, happy birthday to me, happy birthday dear m-e, happy birthday to me!” Yep, would you believe…

And so to the Metropolitan Borough of Bolton to celebrate my birthday week, of course, and where better than my…

And so dear Foxy fans, the awards season is upon us – unless you work at The Drum of course,…

You know sometimes, just sometimes, it is nice to sit back and admire a good job well done. In fact,…

Phew, thank gawd for that. Is it just me or has this Global Climate Strike week been hard work? Now,…

And so to my hot “coffee date” with Mars Bar Mick, the man who promised to spill the beans on…

I hear it’s all change for our friends over at Centaur Media, the only publishing company which managed to shut…

So, with summer winding down and a whiff of autumn in the air, some people are already starting the Christmas…

Appalled. Outraged. Repulsed. Disgusted. Incensed. Fuming. Yes, dear readers, I am also infuriated about events this week. But it’s not…

Bonjour, bonjour mes amis privilégiés, comme vous pouvez le constater, mon français avance très bien. That’s right Foxy fans, we’re…

Joyeux vendredi et salutations glorieuses du pays du fromage, du vin, du chocolat et du gras! That’s right mon amies,…

“The ice age is coming, the sun is zooming in, meltdown expected, the wheat is growin’ thin, engines stop running,…

Never let it be at said that we’re not all-inclusive here at Decision Marketing. And, by that, I don’t mean…

What a scorcher! That’s right Foxy fans it’s been a mad week in the raging heat. We’ve been advised not…

So, there I was toiling away in the “Decision Marketing Nerve Centre” when I heard the letterbox clang. Was it…

Another week, another deluge of snaps from my “e-friends” on social media which, it is fair to say, are threatening…

Well, here we are again, Friday at last… is it wine o’clock yet? I must admit, it’s been one of…

Is it hot enough for you yet? This Sahara heatwave is playing havoc here at the “Decision Marketing Nerve Centre”…

Oh the scorching sun, reflecting on the reposeful millpond in all its refulgent glory. Oh the glamorous PRs, replete in…

“He’s getting married in the morning! Ding dong! The bells are gonna chime. Pull out the stopper! Let’s have a…

“In the summertime when the weather is hot, You can stretch right up and touch the sky, When the weather’s…

They say that all good things must come to an end eventually, and so it is with great sadness dear…

And so to the Bridge Inn – where else I hear you ask? – for the Decision Marketing pre-Bank Holiday…

Another week, another agency pulls out of the Audi pitch after VCCP decided to withdraw from the process following a test-drive in…

So, there I was minding my own business when suddenly up pops an email from someone called Alma. Now, you…

And so my friends to Mortlake, to ensure that Rosemary Smith, who was taken from us far too early last…

It seems I might, just might, have stumbled across an ingenious idea with the launch of the Decision Marketing Adometer…

So, second week back from my extended break and I already have something new to write about. That’s correct, even…

Well, dear Foxy fans, have you been wondering where I’ve been? Have you even noticed? Thing is, due to the…

Ouch and double ouch. You’ll have to be gentle with me today, fans, as my head is still pounding from…

So, dear readers, how was your DMA Awards? Did you have “a firecracker of an evening on the moonlit banks…

“Because I’m happy, Clap along if you feel like a room without a roof, Because I’m happy, Clap along if…

Well, dear Foxy fans, you really don’t know how lucky you are to be reading this. That’s because by all…

It’s been said many times, and even I am getting bored of saying it, but it’s not easy being me,…

Well, you might be pleased to know that I survived the long weekend back in Bolton with the parents, although…

Oh the joys of autumn, as Keats wrote: “Season of mists and mellow fruitfulness, Close bosom-friend of the maturing sun;…

Well, dear readers, I am pleased to report that I am in a pretty chipper mood on account of the…