“It’s the hard knock life for us, It’s the hard knock life for us, Instead of treated, we get tricked, Instead of kisses, we get kicked, It’s the hard knock life.” Yep, you guessed it, times are still hard in the Decision Marketing Nerve Centre.
With Foxy Over A Barrel 2.0 still fermenting away, I am now putting the finishing touches to the relaunch campaign for the brand that promises to be “accessible yet assertive, zesty and bold, and big with ample body and a great finish”.
However, I am still skint until I can get the attention of the beer drinking influencers so in the meantime I have turned my “get-quick-rich” campaign focus on to someone else; the rightful owner of a £10.6m Lotto jackpot, who bought their ticket for the October 4 2025 draw in “North Kent” but who has since vanished.
The winner, who has until midnight on April 2 2026 to claim the prize, is proving as difficult to find as the old soak’s wallet.
To be fair, I thought they were all printers round those parts but I have had no luck so far, even Dropshadow Dickie hasn’t got a clue. I have even despatched local hero Ian “I think I look like George Clooney but I actually look more like Rolf Harris now” McCawley to sniff them out.
Sadly, it seems he is more concerned with sniffing out the finest cheese than he is the jackpot winner but luckily help is at hand in the form of a new analysis from PlayersTime (no, me neither) which might, just might enable me to win the jackpot myself.
You see, they have analysed historical draw data from major European and UK lotteries, including Eurojackpot, EuroMillions, UK Lotto, Thunderball, and Set for Life to uncover the most and least frequently drawn numbers across the lotteries in Europe and the UK.
To uncover these trends, they also assessed which countries recorded the highest total of winning tickets, the largest jackpots, and the greatest number of wins per capita, using population figures from World Population Review.
Now, naturally, I have my sticky mitts on the full dataset. All you lot have to do is take me out for a posh lunch and, depending on how well you lavish me, I may then reveal the magic numbers.
And, don’t forget…It Could Be You!
Foxy has ditched X but is still on Instagram, just don’t get too excited as she’s never there
