Three cheers for the sisters doing it for themselves
As the gloom descends once again and the country stumbles down the dreaded steps back to Covid hell, I must…
Idol gossip
Foxy’s back on it and there’s better news for the sisters
So, having avoided a libel battle with the Right Honourable Halfwit – guess it must all be true then, unless for…
Bitter Sugar’s caught short but Nile’s looking like a goer
“We’re up all night ’til the sun, We’re up all night to get some, We’re up all night for good…
Why Foxy is craving a long and joyful trip up the Nile
“Everybody dance, do-do-do, Clap your hands, clap your hands, Everybody dance, do-do-do Clap your hands, clap your hands…” Yep, forget…
A chance to open the curtains at the Vault of Vayjayjay
At last, the August Bank Holiday looms and, with it, my first day off in months. You know, I do…
Why Foxy’s not getting any in the Land of the Cheater
Ever get the feeling someone’s after you? Well, you want to try doing my job for a few hours and…
How Meggy from Skeggy quenched her thirst for a bevvy
So, it transpires that our new recruit, Peggy from Skeggy, is on to something with her love of the Merlot….
Why Peggy from Skeggy has made us yearn for Reddy
Phew, what a scorcher! (OK, I admit it’s at least the fifth time this column has used that as an…
Bus hits the buffers but it’s the muffers who need help
So, there we were all set for the Great Escape, a foray to Fanny, followed by a tour of the…
No chance for Foxy to kiss the ring as the Queen departs
“Rollin’, rollin’, rollin’, Rollin’, rollin’, rollin’, Rollin’, rollin’, rollin’, Rawhide!” Yep, we’re all set for The Decision Marketing Bus Tour…