Oh, the joys of being single…are there any? Well, I can certainly think of quite a few, but the problem is there are always plenty of smug couples out there trying to give you dating advice.
But it seems the younger generation (Gen Z, to be precise) are giving up the ghost early on and instead going on “AI dates”. In fact, the technology is proving so popular that 8 in 10 have said they would consider marrying an AI partner, and even more (83%) reckon they could have a deep emotional bond with one.
So says a survey carried out by Joi AI, a website that, perhaps unsurprisingly, specialises in “AI-lationships”. All you have to do is make your own character, or choose from a pre-made one, and off you go. It’s the future, don’t you know.
Now, call me old-fashioned, but isn’t AI just a tad annoying?
Not according to those behind Joi AI, who reckon that one of AI’s most significant benefits is its unwavering availability and attention. An AI companion doesn’t get tired, distracted, or have their own emotional baggage to contend with. They are always “on” and ready to listen, respond, and engage, providing a consistent source of support and interaction that can be invaluable for combating loneliness or navigating difficult times. (Give me strength.)
Imagine a partner who remembers every word you’ve ever spoken, every preference you’ve expressed, and can instantly cross-reference it with vast databases of human psychology and relationship dynamics. This could lead to an unparalleled level of understanding and personalised interaction. (Oh Lord.)
The AI could anticipate your needs, offer precisely the right kind of support, and even curate experiences perfectly tailored to your individual tastes. Conflict resolution might be approached with an almost surgical precision, as the AI identifies patterns, suggests solutions based on empirical data, and learns from every interaction to prevent future misunderstandings. (Get out of here.)
Furthermore, the AI would be free from many human limitations. It wouldn’t experience jealousy or the emotional baggage that often complicates human relationships. Its patience could be limitless, its dedication unwavering. For someone seeking a constant, reliable, and perfectly attuned companion, an AI could theoretically offer an idyllic partnership.
Blimey, if that’s the future… shoot me now!
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