Another one bites the Busty…

gossip-three-23-300x3001Oh to be back at St David’s Hotel and Spa in Weston Super Mare. The champagne, the chocolates, Fiddes Jnr bending it in like Beckham – it really was a great Valentine’s weekend for me…
Things didn’t work quite so well for my new budding footballing fella, however, after Weston got stuffed by Sutton United, 3-0. Word had obviously got around that he’d bagged himself a new WAG, too, as the other 438 fans in attendance at The Borough Sports Ground suddenly started singing, “does she take it up the arse?”
Bloody cheek. Now I know why Posh, Abbey and, er, Lizzie Cundy don’t go to games much.
To be honest, I love it – the banter, I mean, of course – but poor old Fiddes Jnr seemed to be wilting by the minute. I guess all that keepy-uppy had taken its toll and he was hauled off in the second half.
He didn’t even start their next game – the Tuesday night local derby against Bath City – but at least they won and he got a kick about for the last five minutes.
All of which means I’m now on an enforced break from him at the request of the head coach. Ah well, I’m going to be pretty busy anyway, and once I’ve pounded the floors at TFM&A (god help me), I’m going to need a bit of “me” time.
One place I definitely won’t be going to is Kazakhstan, where apparently the authorities have detained several women protesting against a ban on lace underwear. Yep, you read it right – they’re banning lacey ones.
According to the BBC (you couldn’t make this shit up) one of the seven women held at the demonstration in Almaty, was waving what she said was the last pair of lace knickers she had left. Another demonstrator told Russia’s independent Rain TV that local residents have been receiving messages on their phones urging them to stay at home.
Production, import and sale of lace underwear will stop in July 2014 in Kazakhstan, Russia and Belarus under a Moscow-led Customs Union. Officials say lace does not absorb enough moisture (nice).
Surely Pussy Riot will have something to say about that…

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