Have you got that Black Friday feeling? This being one of the biggest days in the calendar for bargain hunting, I’m afraid I am cutting this column short as I will be far too busy scouring the Internet and the high street for the best deals.
But now that the festive season is well and truly looming – only 32 “sleeps” – apparently it is well-worn tradition for this column to draw up our very own Christmas list.
As you can imagine, this has taken quite a bit of research, but a girl’s gotta do, what a girl’s gotta do and all that…
So, anyone feeling particularly generous could do worse than visit Selfridges for me, where a Christmas Decadance Hamper comes in at a very reasonable £5,000.
Now I don’t want you all to think that I am an expensive date – chance would be a fine thing – so I wouldn’t expect you to splash out on the BVLGARI Divas’ Dream 18kt pink-gold, diamond watch, which comes in at £51,000. To be honest, I wouldn’t put that anywhere near my wrist but I might flog it on eBay if you insist…
What I really need of course is a new outfit for the DMA Awards (it’s on Tuesday December 4th at Old Billingsgate if you haven’t already booked your ticket), even though I still haven’t got mine in the post.
I must admit that I have taken quite a fancy to the Balmain One-shoulder velvet and tulle gown (just £10,400), although it could be a little precarious given my love of free alcohol.
But, dear Foxy fans, I really have set my heart on Alexander McQueen’s Crystal-embellished woven gown (£5,995) and the obligatory Jimmy Choo’s victoria 100 embellished satin courts (£1,495).
Then again, with all that about as likely as me leaving the DMAs in one piece, I’d better get back to the Black Friday bargain basement…
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