Busty and the girls gotta have fun

Busty picHappy New Year one and all. Hope you had as good a Christmas as little ol’ Busty. As is traditional in the Idol household, I had it large yet it was all over far too quickly. Poor me.
Talking of which, now that my bedside cabinet is chockablock with the latest “wearable” technology – and I’m not talking Google Glass either – I’m afraid I’ve had to let Mr Lida go. To be honest, he was getting a little too keen (know what I mean girls?) and what started off as a bit of fun, ended up with him wanting a “relationship” of all things. Spare me.
Not that it wasn’t good while it lasted, but it’s a new year, so it’s a new me, too and I must admit that my head has been turned. It seems I’m not alone, either, although those of you who are of a nervous disposition or easily offended (are there any?) should probably look away now.
In my tireless quest to make this column relevant to all sections of the direct, digital and data marketing community, my esteemed editor has forced me to study the 2014 Pornhub Annual Review – who said data science was boring? ¬†Anyway, according to the rather fascinating data crunch, more and more women are turning to online filth to get their kicks. But it’s not you fellas we want to gawp at…it’s the sisterhood.
Apparently “eating pussy” – and I don’t think they mean microwaved Kitty either – is over 900% more likely to be searched for by a woman than a man, as are terms like “pussy licking”, “tribbing”, “lesbian scissoring” and “ebony lesbians” which on average are over 600% more likely to be searched for by us girls.
We are also more likely to search for reality-TV stars who also moonlight as adult industry stars, such as Kim “Jason Foo” Kardashian, who is the most searched for porn star by women in the world, followed closely by Mimi Faust and Farrah Abraham who both show up in the top five.
Women are much more into same sex and group-themed porn, too, as made apparent in their preferring the lesbian, gay (male), threesome and gangbang categories more so than their male counterparts.
Mind you, the report goes on to say that traffic dries up pretty quickly over the Christmas period, especially in the UK, where it drops to its knees by more than 30%. Hardly surprising though is it girls, we’re all too busy cooking Christmas dinner to get down and dirty…

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