It’s not easy being me. Just when I thought things were going well with my Lida man – his silvery tongue had been working its magic not just within the M&C Saatchi Group you know – he bloody well dumped me.
Apparently his pillow talk about their head of strategy being pushed out was not supposed to go any further. But hey, a girl’s gotta do, what a girl’s gotta do and my esteemed editor was very grateful for the story.
To be honest, it didn’t take me that long to get over him…cue a girly night in, a few boxes of tissues and a bucketful of Sauvignon Blanc.
And, as they say, onwards and upwards for little ol’ Busty; so what better way to cheer myself up than by having a lavish lunch with the luscious Mark “I invented integrated advertising, you know” Fiddes.
My God, I’d forgotten how gorgeous he was. Having left “DaftFCB”, the little fella has been busy working in a damp basement in Soho. I’m not quite sure what he’s doing down there but who cares, he paid for the lunch…
Anyway, it transpires that his son, we’ll call him Fiddes Jnr to save any embarrassment, is a budding professional footballer in the making. Forget Lida man’s 90 grand a year – this fella could be earning that a week if he’s as good as his dad says he is. Sadly, he is still only 19, but he looks pretty fit and imagine the thrusts he’ll be able to perform with those strong thighs.
And, admittedly, he’s still got a little way to go before the big clubs come knocking – he currently plies his trade at Weston Super Mare United (or somewhere like that) – but he has had a trial at…what for it… what for it… Brighton & Hove Albion, just down the road from me. Mmmm I’ve always fancied myself as a WAG, too.
One bloke who I defintely don’t fancy is the rather rotund Rory Sutherland, who’s been trying his level best to strengthen Ogilvy’s grip on the British American Tobacco account this week, by claiming to have been banged up in a Qatari death cell for smoking on a plane.
Of course, Ogilvy has never actually publicly admitted that it does the ads for BAT – well, it has also worked on the Government’s anti-smoking business, too – but it seems our Rory wants to make a good impression with the faggers.
Not that we don’t believe you, old boy, but were you really locked up in Qatari jail…or did you just spend a few hours at the airport while they sorted out some paperwork? We demand the truth…
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