Busty goes on the prowl for an athletic vegan

busty idol“Some hae meat and canna eat, and some wad eat that want it; But we hae meat, and we can eat, Sae let the Lord be thankit.” That’s right fans, the Sweaties have been out in force this week for the traditional Burn’s Night supper.
Now don’t get me wrong, I’m not normally too fussy when it comes putting things in my mouth, but haggis? They can dress it up as much as they like by calling it “sheep’s pluck” but I’m afraid even I draw the line at heart, liver and lungs.
In fact, having watched a highly detailed clip on YouTube, the big news this week is that I have signed up to VeganDating.org. But you can forget Cowspiracy, it was the latest ad from Peta that has turned my head. You see, according to the animal welfare group, people who don’t eat meat and dairy are soooooo much better in bed.
As it says: “Eating the saturated fat and cholesterol in meat can increase the risk of developing heart disease, high blood pressure, and high cholesterol, and these can be dangerous to your love life. Why? Because they’re all common causes of erectile dysfunction.”
Not that I will actually be giving up a good old spit roast – there’s nothing better at Sunday lunchtime – it’s just that, apparently, “you can find your friends, co-workers, neighbours and of course total strangers looking to meet someone at Vegan Dating”. I’m just hoping that they don’t all resemble the vegans you see in every day life – I’d have most of them for breakfast and still be hungry.
Anyway, in other news, I see Mattel has given a big thumbs’ up to us larger girls by launching “Curvy Barbie”. To be honest, she’s not exactly a BBW, but, hey, at least I can now claim to have a Barbie figure.
And, no sooner had the press release landed than our old favourite marketing expert, Jacques de Cock from the London School of Marketing, was offering his services for insightful comment.
Mind you, his eagerness is only to be applauded and puts a whole new slant on the phrase, “you can never have too much Cock”.

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