Busty keeps her tips under wraps for a change

busty idolSometimes you just have to go with the flow, dear Busty fans – quite literally, for some. After all, where else can you see direct marketing royalty like Heather Westgate, Chris Martin and Iain Lovatt rub shoulders with professional footballers urinating into pint jars and models flashing their tits? Why the Cheltenham Festival, of course.
Not that model Katie Salmon was too repentent, having responded to her flashing fiasco by saying: “I love how people are making out a nipple is the end of the world. We were drunk … being young girls having fun. I apologise if I offended anybody, but really, have you guys not seen a nipple before?”
Our favourite WPN Chameleon creative guru must have caught even more than that, however, as he posted online that he had been “surrounded by twats”. Lucky fella.
Of course, for the local direct marketing mafia, Cheltenham is a big deal. It’s the only time they can lure their clients down to the South West. Mind you, the man crowned “the nation’s most bumptious etiquette expert”, William Hanson, claims that Cheltenham has a reputation for attracting “a coarser crowd”.
How dare he? I hear Lovatt’s marque is the epitomy of class this year, and I have been wined and dined by some of the industry’s finest but you simply can’t beat the velvet-voiced Ian Bates singing the annual anthem…
“When you’re alone and life is making you lonely you can always go – to Cheltenham,
When you’ve got worries, all the noise and the hurry seems to help, I know – at Cheltenham;
Just listen to the music of those good old Irish voices
Linger by the paddock, see the horses, make your choices,
How can you lose?
The lights are much brighter there,
You can forget all your troubles forget all your cares so go to
Cheltenham……..things’ll be great when you’re at
Cheltenham……..no finer place for sure
Cheltenham……..everything’s waiting for you”
Not that I’m able to make it this year anyway. Sadly the only thing waiting for me appears to a load of work due to next week’s Easter break. So, for once, I’m afraid I won’t be flashing my tips. Bah.

You can also follow Busty on Twitter @BustyIdol

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