I don’t about you lot but I am really starting to live the Olympic dream. Admittedly it’s taken a while, but ever since I bumped into a very fit and young Olympic torchbearer I’ve definitely had what can only be described as a ‘fire down below’.
And, I tell you what, that Olympic torch certainly has it uses – my personal Olympic ring has been flickering for days now.
Not that I have given up all hope of snaring a DM millionaire. In fact, my phone hasn’t stopped ringing ever since Derek Holder’s memorial service. They are a sneaky bunch those millionaires – apparently none of their wives understand them.
But ever willing to lend a man with money an ear, I have been wined and dined all week.
So there I was in Dean Street Townhouse enjoying a lovely slap up lunch when who should walk past but the lovely Warren ‘perm-a-tan’ Moore. It’s hard to imagine the former CHI and Proximity creative chief was once a white rasta but hey-ho, people change you know. Anyway he was telling me all about the new venture he’s just launched with his old business partner Simon Hall, called savvyfriends.com.
According to the blurb, “you are invited to join a group of discerning people who want to squeeze more out of life. Savvy Friends Members have fifteen experts on their side. Experts who are happy to pass on their trade secrets, reveal the trusted companies in their black books, who will answer member questions”.
Sounds perfect – I always like to squeeze more out of life. So I promised to look it up after lunch.
Then my luncheon partner handed over a big box from Agent Provocateur, which was a lovely surprise. I’m sure you already realise this, but I do love sexy undies. However, he was called back to the agency before I’d had a chance to slip them on…shame.
Even more of a shame was the fact he’d bought completely the wrong size. Why does that always happen to us girls? So I went online to see if I could exchange them for a, er, ‘smaller’ pair when I noticed the ecommerce manager at Agent Provocateur was none other than Simon Hall.
Now I know Simon is a workaholic but that is ridiculous…two jobs at once? Not that you could class Agent Provocateur as work for most blokes; more like pleasure. Anyway it transpires that it wasn’t the Simon Hall. It was just another Simon Hall. Pity really, I know the Simon Hall would have showered me with slinky merchandise forever…
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