Empowered women are taking the porn world by storm

foxy nWell, it’s out, and despite Campaign’s rather pathetic attempt to steal our thunder, Roxy and I are pleased to reveal the far more interesting facts about the 2017 Pornhub Review of the Year, and we are not talking about the rise of smartphone viewing (surprise, surprise), fidget spinners (who cares?) or video game characters (weirdos).
No dear readers, it is the soaring popularity in searches for Porn for Women – up by over 1,400% – which is focusing the minds round our parts. You see, when us girls want something, we have learned it’s far better to rely on each other rather than useless men.
And what, I hear you beg, were we all looking for? Well, girl on girl action of course, as this is still the preference for 2017 based on the ‘lesbian’ category remaining the most popular among the sisterhood.
In fact the top five were lesbian, lesbian scissoring, threesome, hentai, and Japanese…and there wasn’t a big dick in sight (no surprise there then).
Pussy-licking (and we’re not talking about Tiddles grooming herself) was 393% more popular for females (was it ever thus), along with increased interest in female friendly and threesomes (you’ll be lucky boys).
According to Dr Laurie Betito, sex therapist and director of the Pornhub Sexual Wellness Center: “2017 seems to have been the year where women have come forward to express their desires more openly. Women are feeling more empowered and they have found their voice and are not shy to seek out what they are now bolder to express. This is a sign of things to come.” Don’t say you haven’t been warned fellas.
Mind you, there was one figure that did raise an eyebrow or two and that was that the over-55s only account for 11% of Pornhub viewers. That seems surprisingly low to me…unless of course my esteemed boss is not as average as he seems.
Talking of which, has anyone actually seen old McKelvey? With tomorrow being his 57th birthday – I know, he doesn’t look a day over 56 – he’s done another one of his legendary disappearing acts. I’ve texted Busty and phoned his local but no-one has seen him.
If only I had known that before I wrote this nonsense then I could have simply recycled one of Busty’s columns. Ah well, there’s always next time…

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