Bonjour, bonjour, mes amis adorables, j’espère que vous avez passé une bonne semaine! You see, the deliciously handsome Pierre – my new French tutor – has been putting me through my paces this week and finally I seem to be getting to grips with his demands.
He has also been giving me an amazing work-out so not only am I ready for anything the French can throw at me, I am also beach body ready too.
I am just hoping that the fellas – or girls for that matter – who I meet have read a recent report from the Federation Française de Cardiologie, which advises them to have more sex, citing the many mental and physical health benefits of a regular session.
According to the study, sex is not just fun (well, that depends on who you are having it with), but also has painkilling properties and can work like an antidepressant by encouraging the production of “pleasure hormones” dopamine and serotonin. “Retirez vos vêtements,” as they say over there.
Not that everything is going quite so smoothly with my other venture – trying to find someone to write this stuff when I go away.
Despite her best intentions, and claims that she has over ten years’ experience writing content for marketing websites, I am afraid Olga’s first attempt was so poor I can only think she has been set up by one of our rivals to try to bring down Decision Marketing from the inside.
You would think that with Marketing Week and Campaign now going monthly, there would be loads of freelancers out there desperate for the chance to work on such a prestigious online magazine. Bah.
Sadly, the only people who seem to contact me at the moment are freelance proof-readers. And I quote: “I have noticed that there are a number of serious typos on your website and you need my help otherwise the site – and your Google rankings – will suffer. You need my skills to bring everything up to scratch.”
All good so far, if not a little forward. However, then it all goes pear-shaped: “I also have an obsesion with acurary.” I bet you do, sister, but maybe – just maybe – you should spellcheck your own stuff before you start casting nasturtiums on me…
Profiter du week-end!
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