Good King Wenceslaus and the Xmas Busty bonus

busty idolChristmas is coming, my arse is getting fat, but please remind me to pack my old Dutch cap. That’s right folks, at last, we’re nearly there.
The turkey is well and truly stuffed, the pigs are in their blankets, the chestnuts are roasting, Home Alone is in the DVD player and some of you have even managed to send me some presents. I must admit, it was cheap as chips but I particularly enjoyed the WDMP seasonal tea-towel. Not that I will be doing any dish washing or drying up for that matter – I don’t want to break my festive nails, do I?
All that is left now, is the Christmas sing-song. Come, you can’t beat a bit of carol singing, can you?
So, with apologies to John Mason Neale and Thomas Helmore, please join with me and sing the Busty Idol tribute to Good King Wenceslaus – it may be an oldie but, hey, Slade get away with re-releasing Merry Xmas Everybody year after year so why not…

Good Queen Lloyd James he’s coming back, to feast on some data;
Where he’s going is still a secret… ‘I will tell you later’
Brightly shone his frock that night, though the comments were cruel,
When the Verso boys came in sight, they fled astride a mule…

Off to London they did plod, whistling the ‘Gay Gordon’,
And then they thought they had seen God, but it was just Mike Lordan,
There he sat upon his throne, as head of DMA operations,
Oh but little did he know, he was paying for the celebrations…

All the gang they joined the crowd, as it gathered pace,
Chris, Rachel, Tim and Ed, and someone who was off their face,
The council could not make the choice, whether to join or not,
The DMA with a single voice? Nope, another meeting shot…

Then they moved onto agency land, but everyone was pissed,
Foxy and Booby are still partying, will I be sorely missed?
They’ve been good girls all year you know and so have their staff
But I’m missing long agency lunches, especially falling on my arse…

And finally they came upon, Decision Marketing towers,
There they met the lovely Busty, who demonstrated her powers,
Christmas joy was spread at last, although she had the onus,
Because after brandy and cigars, everyone got a Busty Bonus…

HAPPY CHRISTMAS!!

You can also follow Busty on Twitter @BustyIdol

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