So, that was the summer of love then…and I am certainly not complaining. Good old Farquhar, bless him, made sure it went with a bang. But with the search for a new man proving harder than normal (thanks for all your suggestions, but, please, I wouldn’t touch most of ‘em with yours) my mind is turning to autumn.
All the new winter collections are now in the shops; and there are only 107 shopping days to Christmas. I wonder if this year will be the first e-Christmas? Well, those pesky marketing journalists have been talking about it for about a decade now, so it must be coming soon.
Of course, there is also the DMA Awards, and it would be rather remiss of me not to mention that you have to get your entries in by today (September 9) if you want the chance to win a coveted industry gong – not to mention the prospect of a Busty Bonus. (Do you reckon I’ve done enough to get a free ticket to the event yet?)
Anyway, there is also no time to lose in drawing up my Christmas wish-list… sexy Santa underwear, champagne, chocolates, champagne, expensive designer outfits, champagne; but don’t worry, you’ll be the first to know when it’s finished. God I do love a present.
But for me it’s not all about receiving you know. I love to give too – just ask Farquhar – so I am currently drawing up my Christmas shopping list. Top of the pile is, of course, my Uncle Ivan.
He has been so kind to me this year that I am looking for something really special for him. Luckily I reckon I’ve found just the thing, too, after visiting the Natural Choice website – the Sex Magnet Magnetic Chip.
You see, he’s not getting any younger and I reckon it could really help him out in the trouser department.
According to the blurb, all you have to do is “slip this magnetic chip in your pocket and feel the pull … from the wave of blood filling your penis in seconds anytime you need a stiff erection. Then feel the rushing tide of pleasure. And smile at your new found strong as steel erection power! Sex Magnet will keep you ramrod straight for up to 13 hours. Provides an erection anytime, anywhere”.
Come to think of it, I might well get a job-lot…Could come in very useful for the DMA Awards night too…
Have you got the web address for that contraption?????