Why Busty was porn to be wild

Busty picHad enough of January yet? Forget “new year, new you” it’s more like new year, same old story for little ol’ Busty. With my arse now giving Nicki Minaj a run for her money – without the implants – I’ve been forced onto a crash diet.
And, never mind the 5 and 2, I’m going for full-on starvation, which is just as well as my finances make Kerry Katona look well off.
Not that I would bend over backwards to get some cash in – what do you take me for? – but I must admit I’m slighty tempted after reading about Wall Street intern Paige Jennings, aka Veronica Vain, who has given up her job to do just that.
So the story goes, Jennings announced on Twitter that she had quit Lazard Asset Management to pursue a career in the adult film industry “because I can’t stop masturbating at work”. I bet the cleaners are pretty happy she’s gone, too.
The raven-haired beauty might have the right double entendres – saying finance can “suck the life out of you” and that “if I was ever going to do porn, I was never going to come in the bottom” – but I’m not too sure she knows what lies ahead. After all, now she’ll be doing all the sucking and someone else will be coming in at the bottom.
Still, talking of beauties, I see Centaur Media has promoted Marketing Week’s editor, Ruth “too bloody good looking for her own good” Mortimer to the role of director of content for its marketing titles. Er, what marketing titles are they then? New Media Age? Nope, folded. Instore Marketing? Nope, folded. Precision Marketing – remember that? Nope, folded. So, Ruth is actually going to be director of content for…Marketing Week.
In her farewell leader column she writes: “Please forgive me for making this column so much about me as usually I prefer to write about marketers and the industry rather than myself.” Pull the other one, sister.
Anyway, having had the same editor – the rather dashing Stuart Smith – for nearly 20 years, Marketing Week has now had four in five years. Sloppy.
At the risk of being mean (moi?) even old McKelvey could be in line the next time, as they have replaced Ruth with the bloke who used to cover direct marketing of all things. Who’s next, the cleaner?

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