Why Busty’s looking forward to the well-oiled machine

busty idolIt seems my powers of persuasion aren’t waning after all, as invites to the DMA’s Summer Lunch have been pouring in this week…sadly not from the trade body despite all I have done for them over the years, but from true Busty fans who are desperate to see me in the flesh.
Unfortunately, I’ve had to turn them all down though as my Alternative Summer Lunch has now been fully booked. Not that this will prevent me from going along to the after-party, which in many ways is the best bit.
You get to catch the good, the bad and the decidedly ugly of our marvellous industry after they have bored the pants off everyone with their tales of the “good ol’ days” of junk mail and how incredibly rich they are. But by about 5pm even they have shot their load and are well oiled enough to agree to buy some advertising on this august website…
Talking of well-oiled members shooting their loads, I see our friends at Pornhub are once again standing proud as leaders in the field of website innovation, with the launch of an interactive category, featuring hundreds of videos that are synchronized to work with wireless interactive sex toys, using so-called “teledildonic technology”.
Following on from the “Twerking Butt” and “Bangfit” exercise regime – and of course “The Busty Diet in association with, yes you guessed it, Pornhub” – the site plans to incorporate virtual reality videos, providing users with what it describes as “unmitigated pleasure” by bringing them closer to the action than ever before.
Each video within Pornhub’s new interactive category is overlaid with synchronized pulses that mimic tactile sensations from the nether regions and mouth that are transmitted to a user’s wireless interactive sex toy.
And I quote: “If fellatio is being given during a scene, a sensation will be generated and instantly transmitted to a user’s wireless interactive sex toy, providing them with e-pleasure courtesy of their favorite pornstar, matching up with the action playing out on screen.”
According to Pornhub vice-president Corey Price: “Fans will be provided with a heightened experience that tantalizes their senses and deepest desires.”
Rather annoyingly, however, this is only available to male users – is it because most men are wankers, I wonder – although Pornhub bosses have pledged that the site will be  adding content and support for female wireless interactive sex toys including OhMiBod, We-Vibe, Lovense Lush and Kiiroo Pearl in the near future.
In the meantime, I guess I will have to make do with well-oiled DMA members instead…

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