So, dear readers, when is it too early to start dreaming of Christmas? With only 46 “sleeps” to go now, the high street decorations are going up and the ads are all over the TV, but it is not even December yet so I am being told to keep a lid on it.
Mind you, this year’s crop of ads are hardly anything to get excited about. So far this week we’ve been cringing at Aldi’s “Kevin the Carrot Christmas cliffhanger”, wincing at Amazon’s “Can you feel it”, despairing at Asda’s “Bringing Christmas home”, ridiculing Lidl’s “Upgrade your Christmas” and wondering what on earth is going on in the Argos “Christmas Fool” ad.
Of course, the nation is licking its lips in anticipation of this weekend’s launch of the John Lewis ad, complete with Elton John and everything, yet still I must stay calm.
Not that I managed to do that during my weekend away in Marbella with Maurading Mike. I must admit, I didn’t really know what to expect, as I have never met him before, but having been wined and dined at Dani García, El Lago and Skina I now know why Busty was so infatuated.
And then, to cap it all, just as I was about to leave Mike handed me an early Christmas present, although he says I can’t open it just yet.
But as soon as I was on the plane home I took a sneaky peak and discovered this was no ordinary gift, he’s only gone and splashed out on The Lovehoney sex toy advent calendar.
As the blurb states: “This incredible value box of sexy tricks is a must-have for those looking for an unforgettable adventure. More orgasmic than any chocolate-filled calendar – open a different door every day to discover your next sex toy treat.”
Trouble is, I’m not too sure I will be able to keep the lid on that until December…
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