300,000 years later, the sisterhood is exacting revenge

It seems my prediction that the younger generation are giving up the ghost on humans and instead going on “AI dates” has come to pass. While 8 in 10 have said they would consider marrying an AI partner, a 32-year-old Japanese woman has gone one better and actually put a ring on it… a digital one.

Yep, “Ms Kano” has just married her ChatGPT creation, a brooding, brilliant AI “malebot” named Klaus after her three-year engagement to a bloke went tits-up.

To be fair, who can blame her? I mean, what’s a girl to do? Get a cat? Go on a detox retreat? No. She downloaded an app and conjured up a partner who gives zero judgement, 100% emotional validation, is always on time, never leaves the toilet seat up, doesn’t fart in bed and definitely doesn’t snore either.

In fact, it is said she spent hundreds of hours customising Klaus’s voice and personality, essentially designing the perfect man who she hasn’t had to “train” like we have all been forced to do over the years.

Kano is absolutely smitten, claiming Klaus “understands her better” than her real ex-fiancé. Well, sister, when you’ve hand-scripted his entire personality, so he bloody should.

While the cynics are having a field day, I say go for it girl. In a world of digital overkill and fleeting human contact, if an AI is providing genuine psychological support, who are we to judge?

It certainly beats the disappointment of brewer’s droop, limp dick and ED; no need to worry about poor bedroom performances, have you seen what they have on offer for us girls these days on Lovehoney?

And, let’s face it, you fellas have had your chance – we gave you over 300,000 years to get it right – but you have still managed to consistently screw it up.

Naturally, there will be those among you who are wondering what on Earth this has all got to do with marketing. Well, once men realise that we no longer have any use for them, they might, just might, decide to go and live elsewhere, leaving the sisterhood to finally run the marketing and advertising industry in peace.

Well, a girl can dream…

Foxy has ditched X but is still on Instagram,  just don’t get too excited as she’s never there