Ex-Terminate, Ex-Terminate, Ex-Terminate, Ex-Terminate

Ever get the feeling you’ve been cheated? Yes, you guessed it, my new get-quick-rich-brand-extension-scheme, The Foxy Idol Souvenir Collection, in partnership with Baifeng Technology, has collapsed already.

It seems that the “high-quality handicraft ODM OEM manufacturing company in China, specialising in holiday gifts, collectibles, souvenirs, home decor toys, handicrafts, home products, and ceramic products as a one-stop supplier” were nothing but a bunch of shysters trying it on.

Sadly, the Souvenir Mugs, Keyrings, Ceramic Dolls and Gilded Plates featuring my not inconsiderable assets won’t be ready just in time for the Christmas rush, after all. In fact, they are now dumped and I have been forced to go back to the drawing board once more.

Talking of being dumped, did you know that “official figures” show almost 2 million Brits are stuck in relationship limbo because their ex-partner is in too many of their photos, making the need to erase the past stronger than ever? Of course you didn’t, but that is why I am here to enlighten you…

Luckily help is at hand with the launch of the Photoroom “Ex-Terminator”, which enables the newly single to erase their exes from all their cherished snaps, holiday photos and even wedding albums, making it easier to start afresh just in time for the run-up to the Christmas Party shagfest season.

Now, apparently, all you have to do is upload the offending images to the Ex-Terminator tool, and then use the magic brush to “paint” over your former flame, and Photoroom’s proprietary AI will remove the unwanted ex and fill in the background of the image.

Who says AI is useless?

In fact, combined with digital agency Reboot’s service to remove your exes’ presence across all platforms, including Deliveroo, Spotify, Instagram, Facebook and X, you could be free of them forever.

Not that I have ever been through a messy break-up, I normally do the dumping. But I can certainly think of many hundreds of people who I would like to erase from history, can’t you?

Follow Foxy on X and Instagram if you must, but don’t get too excited as I’m never there