Foxy charts the inexorable rise of the pampered pussy

foxy 414Well, this Friday Bank Holiday lark has certainly buggered up my schedules that’s for sure. Not that I’m complaining, you understand, it’s just that I am a woman of habit and quite frankly I’m never in the mood for it on a Thursday.

Luckily help is at hand for me to write something vaguely interesting from everyone’s favourite adult site Pornhub, which – perhaps unsurprisingly – has seen a huge spurt in users over the past seven weeks of lockdown. So much time, so many Premium videos.

However, I’m not talking about them releasing the most searched for footballers of 2019. I mean, Christiano Ronaldo? Lionel Messi? Mauro Icardi? Alexis Sanchez? Kylian Mbappe? They might be good at kicking a pig’s bladder round the park but they are hardly men, are they? Pampered pussies more like.

No, dear readers, I’m talking about the new Pornhub “Cleanest Porn Ever” marketing campaign, which features a series of instructional videos to help educate the public on how to stay clean “even when getting dirty during the age of Covid-19”.

The series features popular models who provide tips on how to adhere to social distancing guidelines and practise proper hygiene, while still maintaining a healthy sex life.

Not that this particular marketing campaign is for the faint hearted – I can’t quite see it making Campaign‘s “Pick of the Week”, although for some reason The Drum has already gone large on it.

Funnily enough, it features “top models” from around the world, including Danika Mori, Leolulu, Mary Moody, Josy Black, MySweetApple, Solazola, Gabby Ferrer, June Liu (SpicyGum) and Pornhub Brand Ambassador Asa Akira, in the series which begins with safe-for-work health instructions before starting an uncensored scene. But, as a family magazine, I couldn’t possibly tell you how uncensored either.

Mind you, one thing’s for sure, it certainly does bring a whole new meaning to the term “pampered pussies”….

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