So, three days in to my Slimming World diet (told you I wouldn’t start it straight away) and I can already feel the pounds falling off – 60 pounds to be precise, straight out my already depleted bank account to pay for the first three months.
Still, I am sure it will be worth it in the end. If not, I guess I can always try to claim it back on expenses. After all, I am only doing this for journalistic purposes…
And, it’s not as if this august title is struggling financially. I know for a fact that it is read in all the top places by all the top people.
But don’t just take my word for it, earlier this week I received an email from someone called Chadwick Hopkins, who wrote: “Having thoroughly explored your website, I am truly impressed by the quality of content you offer and the engagement you’ve built with your audience.”
In fact, it seems old Chadders is so impressed that his company is interested in gaining more visibility among our audience and is willing to offer “big bucks” for either “inserting a link in one of your existing posts or publishing a well-researched, high-quality guest post provided by us that will naturally fit your site’s content and ethos while providing value to your readers”.
He continued: “If this sounds appealing, I’d love to discuss further details and ensure our collaboration aligns with your guidelines and editorial standards. Thank you for considering this opportunity. I believe that together, we can create a mutually beneficial partnership that delivers real value to your readers.”
But, dear Foxy fans, I hear you ask, what on Earth does Chadders’ company want to promote?
Is he one of the scores of recruitment companies that constantly want to advertise their vacancies on this wonderous site? Nope. Is he part of a new agency group which wants to challenge the world order and shake up the market? Not on your nelly. How about a luxury brand, desperate to impress our well-healed high rollers? No siree.
In fact, he actually represents “one of the leading platforms in the live-camera adult niche”.
Yep, you read it correctly, a live porn site wants a piece of Decision Marketing action. Thankfully my esteemed editor hasn’t seen this, otherwise I would already have been replaced.
Hmm, then again…
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