New year, new you? Sign up to the Busty diet plan

busty idolHappy New Year to all Busty fans; I trust everyone had a marvellous Christmas break and you are now raring to get back to the joys of another year in the direct marketing world.
If I’m honest, I’m finding it slightly tough going so far, and that is not just because I can no longer fit into any of my work outfits (sorry to break it to you, but I don’t just sit here in my pants).
The fact that I have been filling my mouth with all manner of treats since December 22 (and I always swallow), combined with the dread of yet another year writing this nonsense, I’m sorry to say that I’m just not feeling it yet.
Last January was slightly easier; you may recall I had gastric flu over Christmas so there was no need to diet. This year, everywhere I turn there are people telling me to go on the Caveman Diet, the Alkaline Diet, the Raw Food Diet, the LighterLife Diet, the Joe Wicks Diet and even the IVF Diet.
But everyone knows the only real way to lose weight is to exercise. So, dear readers, let me introduce you to “The Busty Diet, in association with, yes, you guessed it, Pornhub”.
Basically, you can eat as much as you like but you have to commit to spend at least an hour a day exercising to porn.
According to its own new year insights blog, during 2016 nearly 92 billion videos were watched over the course of 23 billion visits to the site by many millions of very horny visitors. That’s 64 million visitors per day, or 44,000 every minute. Collectively, that’s 4.6 billion hours of porn watching stuffed into just one year.
But through “The Busty Diet, in association with, yes, you guessed it, Pornhub”, we are looking to smash the granny out of all records this year.
What could be simpler? What could be more pleasurable? Forget eating “dust”, with “The Busty Diet, in association with, yes, you guessed it, Pornhub”, you can stuff your face, fill your boots and still lose weight.
C’mon you know it makes sense…

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