Rear of year hits bum note at Wacl

First the good news. Fiddes Jnr is back on the score-sheet already, following a last-minute intervention from his dad. You see, no sooner had I said last week that I thought I’d better leave Weston Super Mare FC’s midfield general to rest up, his gorgeous father, Mark, rifled me off an email begging me to think again.
According to the self-styled inventor of integrated marketing, Fiddes Jnr and little ol’ Busty “were well matched”, and I’d made “quite an impact at the club”.
Never one to ignore the opportunity to take on a father and son combo, I was back “down” in Somerset sharpish and was soon getting a spit roast at the club house (it was the chicken special on the menu before you ask).
Mind you, I am slightly concerned that Fiddes Jnr is not getting many games at the moment – he seems to have been demoted to “super-sub” these days. I guess I’ll just to have show the head coach my charms…those 38DDs never fail.
Talking of big tits, I see Media Week editor Arif Durrani appears to have upset someone at the Evening Standard after they claimed he was virtually illiterate for tweeting that “Pippa Middleton [was] speaking openly and humouressly [sic]” at this week’s Women in Advertising & Communications London (Wacl) event.
Its Diary section on Wednesday bemoaned: “We can’t work out whether he meant to type humorously or humourlessly.”
Maybe the Standard was getting payback for Brand Republic’s Top 10 Things to Forget column, in which slagged it off the newspaper for naming Prince George as the Most Influential Londoner in 2014. To quote, “to put a two-month-old, barely sentient baby at the top for simply being born into a privileged family is hardly the forward-thinking image of London that we would like to see promoted to the world”.
Or maybe it was just jealous that a Standard reporter couldn’t get an invite to listen to Pippa Middleton in person. Not that they missed much, apparently. Even though she does hold the crown of “rear of the year”, it is said that most of the advertising Mufia were bored rigid.
Then again, if a great arse gets you the speaking gig at Wacl, I should be a shoo-in for the next event…and I’m sure you’ll believe me when I say I definitely won’t be dull.

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