The cock and bull story to bring a tear to your eye

busty idolSo, how was your Blue Monday? Did you hide away for the duration or did you, like one study suggested, splash your hard-earned cash on scratchy lingerie and sex toys to cheer yourselves up? And what about you sisters…what did you buy?
I must admit, now that I have completed “The Busty Diet, in association with, yes, you guessed it, Pornhub” – losing a stone off my fat arse in just three weeks – my own toy collection is looking older and more knackered than Steve Stretton.
But this being US Presidential Inauguration Day, I am going with the Stateside theme by eyeing up Doc Johnson’s Great American Challenge in all its purple beauty. From what I can tell, it’s one of the few things around that’s an even bigger cock and potentially even more painful than Donald Trump.
Talking of agony, did you see that my world exclusive story that Marketing Week was going monthly actually came true? Whether it was a world exclusive because no-one else gives a toss is another matter, but it’s not often that I can boast “you read it here first”. Still, right on cue there was an agonising justification from the award-winning editor.
To quote: “There is so much going on that staying abreast of and getting to grips with developments is a challenge. You are time-poor but have never been hungrier for analysis of the big strategic and leadership issues. As a business leader you need time out and you need a tool to help you understand the big picture. This is why from 2 March we will relaunch the magazine as a monthly issue.”
Really? So, Marketing Week readers are so busy, that they haven’t got time to read a magazine, once a week? Hmmm not quite… “Marketing Week’s digital portfolio will deliver best-in-class content that reflects the consumption habits and expectations of our global readership. Through new formats, we will deliver content in innovative ways that best serve the subject as well as the channel or device you are using.”
Ah, now I see, they are too busy to read a magazine once a week but not too busy to visit the website every day? With that level of bullshit, I reckon our Russ could give Trump a run for his money….

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