Trump’s election not a ‘boner contention’ for all

busty idolAnyone still feeling down in the dumps at the prospect of Donald Trump becoming the 45th President of the Land of the Free can take heart from the fact that at least one company has seen a massive increase in business.
That’s right Busty fans, it is claimed that our friends over at Pornhub have had to bring in an even bigger server after witnessing a massive increase in searches for the Trump family.
According to its latest Insights Blog, searches for Trump’s current wife, Melania, rocketed 1,538%, and former wife ‘Ivanka Trump’ were up 1,169%. However, daughter ‘Tiffany Trump’ trumped the lot by rising a staggering 2,548% following Election Day.
The boffins noted: “Together, they accounted for nearly 250,000 Pornhub searches, and have remained higher than normal in the days that have followed.”
Nevertheless, I would like to confirm that there is no truth in the rumour that since appearing in this august column, Pornhub searches for “Jezza Lee” and “Debbie Morrison” or even “Jezza Lee and Debbie Morrison sex tape” have spiralled out of control too. And this being a family magazine, I am obviously not at liberty to tell you how many searches there have been for “Busty Idol”, either.
In other news, it seems I have done a massive disservice to Marketing Week editor Russell Parsons after slagging him off last week for blowing smoke up his own arse while admitting that the magazine’s website had been shit for at least two years.
You see, our Russ has just been crowned The Fiona Macpherson New Editor of the Year at the British Society of Magazine Editors’ awards no less, which rewards editors in the first two years of their role.
Not only that but he beat off “strong competition”, too, with the judges praising a “strong, consistent vision with fast and tangible impact”. So there. Or as one PR who will remain nameless said: “Are you f***ing kidding me?”

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