So, Easter in the LA of the South Coast – that’s Littlehampton to the uninitiated – wasn’t quite such a wash-out, after all. OK, the weather was dire so we didn’t do much, but for once my esteemed boss came up trumps with the CHOCOLATE.
He had to confess that he’d actually scoffed the “treats” which had arrived for me but luckily his big sister had sent over a shed load from Switzerland and even he couldn’t cope with all that, so Roxy and I literally filled our boots; we also had plenty of chocolate, too. I guess it makes up for the gender pay gap at this place.
Anyway, a quick stroll round LA was more than enough so on Easter Sunday we ventured out into the Sussex countryside only to stumble upon a place called Cocking. Now, while the name certainly put a smile on our faces, we were not alone, as nearly everyone else seemed to grinning like a Cheshire cat too; the whole town was cock-a-hoop.
Next up we came across Lower Dicker; oh how we laughed and the same thing was happening there; everyone was remarkably chipper.
What did they have that the poor residents of LA didn’t, I hear you ask?
And just as we were beginning to think that Sussex was full of village idiots, up popped an email from the Pornhub press office hailing their new initiative, dubbed “Official Pornhub Premium Places”, which is offering free lifetime Pornhub Premium memberships to residents of a few select small towns with suggestive names.
As Pornhub press release explained: “We think a name is worth celebrating, rather than subjecting to incessant ridicule. To help make residents of these towns prouder of their roots – and the rest of the world a bit envious – we are giving them free access to our premium content.”
But the UK seems to have been short-changed, with the only other places registered being Penistone and Fingerinhoe.
All is not lost, however, as if you think other towns deserve to be on the list you can visit Twitter #PremiumPlaces to press your case. So, come on residents of Cockermouth and Brown Willy what are you waiting for?
