Is it stormy enough for you? According to the Met Office we’ve already had Storms Alex, Barbara, Aiden, Bella, Christoph and Darcy and there are still Storms Evert, Fleur, Gavin, Heulwen, Iain, Julia, Klaas, Lilah, Minne, Naia, Oscar, Phoebe, Ravi, Saidhbhín, Tobias, Veronica and Wilson to choose from.
For some reason, they haven’t given the latest one a name yet, so I’ve decided to call it Storm Foxy, after all, I quite like the idea of giving the country a good pummeling at the moment.
I mean, what is wrong with you people? Is it not possible for you to survive without going on holiday abroad and bringing back every strain of Covid on the planet? Bah.
Anyway, the great news for those of us who are taking a staycation this year – and even better news for “vintage” fans – is that there will be plenty of new entertainment to suck up on everyone’s favourite adult entertainment site, Pornhub, when the British weather is doing its worst.
Thanks to the joys of machine learning (you see, there is a data angle and everything!), the site has launched a project that employs the latest AI technology to restore some of the oldest – and steamiest – erotic films ever produced. The company used ML and over 100,000 adult videos and images from its library to colourise vintage porn for today’s modern audience.
Viewers are transported back in time to experience early 20th century erotica, featuring voluptuous Victorians and silent seductors in titillating technicolor with The Remastured Film Library (see what they did there?).
Now, apparently by introducing the AI to Pornhub’s massive content library, it learned a naughty new trick; how to detect the subtle shades of penises, nipples, and turn-of-the-century “bush”.
And, transforming these centennial masterpieces into modern content has resulted in a collection of 20 “visually stunning scenes”, ranging from the 1890s to the 1940s, featuring the work of film “pioneers” like Thomas Edison and George Méliès and elaborate plots of the modern porn aficionado’s favorite categories of co-eds, masseurs, orgies, threesomes, foursomes, spankings, cosplay, strap-ons, and more.
When you’ve had your fill of those and you’re in need of a storm in a DD cup, according to our search, there are 69,325 videos featuring “Busty”. No relation obviously…
You can now follow Foxy on Twitter and Instagram (although don’t expect too much)
