Happy days are here again, The skies above are clear again, So let’s sing a song of cheer again, Happy days are here again. Yep, I could certainly get used to these FOUR-DAY weeks, and now I know why my esteemed bosses crack a smile now and then; they haven’t worked a five-day week since the 1990s.
Still, with the Easter CHOCOLATE threat out of the way – I ditched the eggs for a bottle of Merlot (just 12 syns) – my pursuit of being winner, a synner and a helluva lot thinner is still on course.
In fact, I have lost nearly a stone since I started Slimming World just five weeks ago. (Apparently there are other diet plans out there but I wouldn’t bother with them if I were you.)
In even better news, the first batch of “the Decision Marketing Idol Gossip Designer Collection in association with Shenzhen Qian Shezhang Apparel Co Ltd, offering top-notch product quality; custom design capabilities; accessibility with low MOQs; and competitive pricing” has landed.
To be fair, “top-notch product quality; custom design capabilities; accessibility with low MOQs; and competitive pricing” might be pushing it but the whole team is now trialling the collection before full roll-out. Well, we couldn’t possibly start sending this clobber out before we make sure it lasts more than a week, could we?
Anyway, it seems my latest get-rich-quick scheme could not have come soon enough, with a new report claiming that the odds on anyone working as a trade hack being able to afford a 100% mortgage on the average three-bedroom house in the South East are a rather depressing 1 in a million. And, it seems, even marketers struggle to come up with the necessary finances.
Sadly, with only ten jobs making the grade – IT director, director of engineering, tax director, dermatologist, plastic surgeon, paediatrician, anaesthesiologist, ophthalmologist, nephrologist, orthodontist, vice president of sales, and chief financial officer – spending just £75 on property raffle tickets gives a better chance of UK home ownership.
And with “the Decision Marketing Idol Gossip Designer Collection in association with Shenzhen Qian Shezhang Apparel Co Ltd, offering top-notch product quality; custom design capabilities; accessibility with low MOQs; and competitive pricing” set to hit the streets soon, you never know, I might even have a spare £75 one day…
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