Busty and the cock and bull story

Busty newIt may have been damp all week – and not in a good way – but come on it’s Friday, it’s payday and there’s a Bank Holiday in the offing…what’s not to like? Even the sun is threatening to reappear…
Not that it’s quite such good news for all of you in DM agency-land, poring over your submissions for the DMA Awards, as this year you’re going to face big opposition, I’m afraid.
That’s right, don’t even bother entering the Best Digital Destination category, because I’ve got it all sewn up, thanks to Caroline Kimber’s top 10 tips for a top notch DMA Awards entry posted on the awards website.
As our Caroline notes: “Sometimes I have seen something I think is good, but it’s just not coming through in the entry.” Never let it be said that entry is not my forte, although I may have taken her tip to “stand out from the pile” a little too literally by plastering my submission with large shots of my 38DDs. C’mon fellas you know it makes sense.
Talking of massive tits, I was particularly heartened to read an email from someone at the London School of Marketing, entitled “Expert marketing comment available for Kanye West”.
Apparently, the self-proclaimed “greatest living rock star on the planet” is to recieve a lifetime achievement award from MTV this weekend and the London School of Marketing are really keen to comment on the branding impact Kanye has created for himself.
As the email enthuses: “Married to one of the most famous women on the planet, and from dominating the fashion world to developing his own Bitcoin currency, the rapper has turned his hand to a variety of industries with a swagger.”
And just who will be imparting his expert knowledge on the world-conquering Mr West, I hear you ask. Thankfully, none other than faculty member Jacques de Cock, of course.
Well, as they say, it takes one to know one…

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