Busty and the sapphic sisterhood

Now, dear Busty fans, it’s not often that I like to blow smoke up my boss’s arse – how did you think I got this job in the first place? – but sometimes a girl’s gotta do, what a girl’s gotta do, right? Also, it just so happens that my pay review is due, so in a desperate attempt to gain at least the living wage this week I’m bigging him up – literally.
I mean, while most rival publications report on the news after it happens, this week old McKelvey was big cock-a-hoop that a story he wrote three months ago about Publicis Chemistry appointing Emma Rush as its new boss was actually true.
Of course, this didn’t go unnoticed by some. In fact one wag actually wanted my esteemed editor to write a story about how he was set to get a massive pay rise, less responsibility and a two-day week in the hope that he had influence with the powers that be at a very well known recently privatised postal operator. Nice try, big boy.
Talking of big boys, I see our friends over a Pornhub have been number-crunching again. Being an analyst on that job must one of the most satisfying in the industry, surely?
Anyway, in an effort to find out “What Women Want” the Pornhub boffins have poked and probed into hundreds of thousands of individual visits. Of course, girls, we could have told them over a glass of D’Ott but, hey, sometimes you’ve just got to let men do their thing…
According to its anonymised demographics data, the top three most searched terms by women on Pornhub are ‘lesbian,’ ‘threesome,’ and ‘squirt’, and although the rankings have not changed since its first look at this female data, terms like ‘black,’ ‘cartoon,’ and ‘lesbian scissoring’ now rank considerably higher. All three, anyone?
And, it seems, us girls do love a bit of sapphic entertainment. Overall, lesbian content is clearly the most popular, with terms like ‘lesbian seduces’ also ranking highly, with several ebony, group and step-relative themed searches holding up strongly. Dirty sisterhood.
Good old cunning linguists are also popular, too. The term ‘man eating pussy,’ went up 589%, and I don’t think they were looking for someone having Tiddles and Smudge for breakfast either. Mind you, fellas, if you need an indepth data analysis to tell you that, well, I really do feel for your girlfriends, wives and mistresses…

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