Busty gets a scare from Foxy

Well, Happy New Year to all you lovely people. I hope you had as good a Christmas as little ol’ Busty. My Lida man was certainly on top form, lavishing me and ravishing me all week. The presents came thick and fast; and so did he…although not too fast you’ll be pleased to know.
He even bought me a new gizmo – and I’m not talking about the latest smartphone or tablet computer either – which provided hours of fun. He seemed to be a dab hand at using it, too.
However, I was a little worried when I got a direct Twitter message from his boss, the lovely Victoria ‘foxy’ Fox, which read: “There’s something about you that you need to read.”
Now I know as Campaign’s Customer Engagement Agency of the Year the folks down at Golden Square like to get close to the people they, er, service, but surely he hadn’t spilt the beans on “everything” we’d got up to, had he? Not that I’m the shy and retiring type but I don’t want everyone discovering my bedroom secrets do I? Us girls like to keep an element of surprise in that department, you know.
One rather panicked phone call later, it transpired that Foxy’s account had actually been hacked, so she didn’t know our most intimate details, after all. Mind you, it appears I was not alone in being targeted and it’s said that all her contacts – ie, virtually the entire DM industry – have been begging her not to spill the beans on their little secrets. Could be a nice little earner, that one Vicky…
One person who has been in a bit of a sweat this week is the indefatigable Jeremy Lee, on account of the fact that his local Greggs has closed down. It would appear that the double whammy of his promotion to deputy editor and his new 4-hour commute to Haymarket’s home in Teddington has meant trade has dropped so badly at the Berkhamsted pie emporium that the shutters have come down for the very last time. Reports that sales at the Teddington outlet have doubled have yet to be confirmed, however.
Still, one activity in Berkhamstead is definitely booming after Pornhub revealed that residents of the town spend a way above average amount of time looking at porn. Is that why Jezza is always late for work each day? Surely not…

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