Busty not planning DIY at Easter

gossip-three-23-300x30011So, another one bites the dust… that’s right folks now that Marketing magazine is officially even more svelte than its new editor, it’s going monthly…er, I mean multichannel.
Of course, the powers that be at Haymarket were keen to point out that “a dynamic new website, tablet magazine and monthly print title will deliver news, insight and opinion to marketers when they want it, where they want it”.
It’s easy to crow, but it would be rude not to. So, in other words, “the magazine is losing money hand over fist, we can’t sustain 28-page issues any longer and that digital stuff is a lot cheaper to bash out”.
Now, those in the know recognise the magazine has been shrinking ever since little ol’ Busty came on the scene – you see they just can’t compete with me. Who wants to read about the yellow fats market when you can get the real gossip, courtesy of yours truly?
Mind you, is it just me or are 80% of the ads in Marketing Week…for Marketing Week? And how much longer can Campaign keep going? You have been warned…
Sadly, I’m certainly not shrinking on account of gorging on more Easter eggs than I care to mention. Last year I had nowt – this year I’ve been bombarded with them from you lovely readers…
Top prize has to go to my Victor Chandler account man Steve. He’s really pushed the boat out by sending me a La Maison du Chocolat hand-crafted special. To be fair it’s not quite their diamond encrusted chocolate egg, costing a cool £50,000, but, believe me, he’ll be getting the best Busty Bonus money can buy…
Now apparently the Easter break is the biggest for DIY enthusiasts. Who needs DIY when you’ve got a Victor Chandler man?
Anyway, must dash, Steve has promised to whisk me off my feet and take me away for a romantic weekend. All I have to pack is my passport, my LK Bennett’s, my PVC outfit and a batch of Liquid Love Edible Warming Massage Lube. Now that’s what I call Choccywoccydoodah…

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2 Comments on "Busty not planning DIY at Easter"

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