Busty to shape TwerkingButt 2.0

With summer in full swing, little ol’ Busty’s little ol’ brain is turning to the big August getaway. But given my paltry salary, even Greece looks out of reach. At the moment I am looking at a fortnight in a tent on the South Downs…which might be good news for the doggers and grazing donkeys but not great for my suntan.
In fact, I was hoping the European Central Bank (ECB) would agree to bail me out too and give me some emergency funding. Well, while they’ve got their chequebook out they might as well knock another one out.
Talking of knocking one out, I hear that PornHub’s ‘TwerkingButt’ sex toy is going down very well in certain circles of the direct marketing industry.
As the blurb states: “It’s pretty hard to find a rap video these days that doesn’t feature a babe’s butt bouncing and rippling around some dude who you wish you could trade places with for that moment. The wait is over! You can get your very own TwerkingButt that looks, feels and heats up like the real thing Dat ass is yours to control with a remote or through your smartphone.”
So, the argument goes, who doesn’t want a vibrating arse for those special occasions?
Funnily enough even BrandRepublic went large on it, too, which is kind of ironic as you could fit the arses of most of the editors at Haymarket magazines into a small matchbox. Isn’t that right Claire?
Of course, I have already written to the PornHub team to offer my very own backside as a model for TwerkingButt 2.0. Well, if you are going to make a vibrating arse, you might as well make a big one.
But I have to say, £650 for the full motorised experience sounds a bit steep. I mean you only have to buy me lunch and ply me with pink champagne for a couple of hours and you can have Busty’s Butt twerking all over you all night long.
Wait a minute, maybe if I started charging £650 a pop, I would be able to afford a decent summer break after all…

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