Oh dear, my days as a WAG are looking numbered after another miserable week for the, er, once “mighty seagulls” of Weston-Super-Mare FC. Another loss and a rather dire 0-0 draw mean that Fiddes Jnr and Co are going down the table quicker than I go down on my knees at the sight of a fit young man in shorts.
As I hinted last week, it could be time to turn my beady eye elsewhere – this really is looking like a very long-term project.
Now, of course, it could be something to do with the fact that since I started going out with him, my man doesn’t seem to be getting much action on the pitch – he only came on in the 90th minute this week – although he’s obviously getting plenty of action in the bedroom, the bathroom, the sofa and on the kitchen table…
So, for the sake of his career – and of my future prospects – I’ve decided to give him a bit of a rest.
Talking of giving it a rest. Did you see the bain of the education system Michael Gove trying to get down wid da kids this week? Dear, oh dear. When questioned by some spotty urchin school-kid about who were his favourite rappers, MC Gove claimed: “I’ve got so many”, before launching into a mind-numbingly embarrassing rendition of a rap by, er, Wham. He then added: “Public Enemy, Chuck D, Tinie Tempah they’re all great.” Check out the video if you don’t believe me.
As Chuck D might have said: “Who is this guy called Gove, He’s a liar and everyone knows, He’ll never be one of the brothers, he’s just another mutherfucker, And for him I say don’t believe the hype.”
Mind you, down at Royal Mail Media Centre they could do with a laugh…after it was revealed that marketers’ heads are on the block in the cut-backs. Now my sources tell me that it is allegedly virtually impossible to get rid of many of the people down there as their pay range means bosses have to go to the CWU if they want to get shot of them.
Bizarrely, anyone earning under a certain amount is “untouchable” so they have to give them a promotion first so they become management. You just can’t make this shit up…
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