Busty’s knockers out in force…

BustyWell, they say all good things have to come to an end and so it was this week when I received an urgent call from my esteemed editor to get out of Brazil and haul my not inconsiderable arse back to the UK due to a surge of take-down requests.
Now, I must admit, I’m quite used to taking things down – normally my Agent Provocateur undies – but this time it is much, much more serious. It appears some people in Teddington have taken offence at my musings and have demanded they are removed from Google forthwith.
Outrageous censorship? You betcha. I’m with the BBC’s Robert Peston on this one. “It makes a whole nonsense of the ruling, to be honest,” he told anyone that would listen. How very dare they?
I was going to get all hot under collar about it but then I realised, Google has never even heard of me let alone put me high up on search rankings, so see if I care.
One person who has had a week to forget was the Right Honourable Harriet Harman MP, who made a right hash of her speech at this week’s ISBA Annual Lunch (that’s right, I was straight off the plane and straight to the Dorchester).
Peppered with more “ums” and “errs” than an MP caught with his trousers down, our Harriet went on to lavish praise on adland’s contribution to Government advertising. Not quite sure why she had to big up “Clunk Click Every Trip”, but hey maybe she had forgetten it was Jimmy Savile who was fronting it. Then she managed to answer a question by IPA director general Paul Bainsfair by saying: “We think the PLO do a great job.” I’m sure Yasser Arafat would have been proud as punch…
Still, all the gang were there, and Claire Billngs from Rapp looked like she’d just come off the beach; nice tan luv. Mind you, Publicis Chemistry boss Mike Welsh seemed a little worse for wear, having just come back from Glastonbury.
He’s still got his head for figures…my 38DDs to be precise. Old Mikey boy simply couldn’t keep his eyes off me, although when I challenged him he claimed the reason he was staring so intently was because he’d left his glasses at Worthy Farm – a likely story.
Nice to know though that while I have undoubtedly got my knockers (those people in Teddington I mean, of course), I’ve also got plenty of fans too…

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