Love rivals line up for slice of Busty

BustyOuch and double ouch. You’ll have to be gentle with me today, fans, as my head is still pounding from last night’s “Thirsty Thursday” with the gang at Lida after they were crowned Campaign’s Customer Engagement Agency of the Year (that’s DM apparently) again.
Mr Lida was in a particularly ebullient mood I can tell you, and Thirsty Thursday soon turned into Feisty Friday as we saw in the early hours with a bang. We even managed to catch the new Television X show “Gobblecocks”, joining posh boozers Beth and Don, Sondra and Kassandra in Brixton and OAPs Deon and Joan for some sofa action.
As Television X puts it: “Why watch ordinary people viewing regular TV when you can watch randy people watch adult TV.”
Mind you, I’m not too sure how long our rekindled affair will continue now that I’ve got my grubby hands on Brad Pitt and Daniel Craig’s mobile phone numbers, courtesy of the recent hack on Sony’s back-end.
I’ve spent the past few days sending them some highly-personalised marketing messages, so it can only be a matter of time before one of them – or maybe even both – respond to my charm offensive.
Then there is my new Twitter follower, @RedneckSaunders, who judging by his picture is more than well-equipped to be my next conquest. He has hardly been shy in coming forward; I suppose that’s the upside of being called Busty – everyone is after me…
Although not, it seems, the gorgeous Marauding Mike, who was also out last night celebrating his recovery at 41 Mayfair. For some reason he invited all his friends – even my esteemed editor – but I was NFI’d.
I quote: “I would have invited Busty but she seems a little indiscreet. She promised to keep our little Marbella trip a secret – and as for the pearl necklace.. Well I don’t want my next female visitor to be expecting the same treatment.”
Indiscreet? Little ol’ Busty? Surely not…

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  1. RT @BustyIdol: Find out how @lidalondon’s Thirsty Thursday turned into Feisty Friday http://t.co/0UCoUQfeqJ

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