Why Busty’s porn to be wild…

I’m pleased to say bids for a “Big Night In With Busty” are progressing well; admittedly we haven’t quite reached the $610,000 Apple boss Tim Cook attracted but, hey, it’s only been a week so far and I am quietly confident of getting a new summer wardrobe from the proceeds.
Not that I’m desperate for cash, you understand, but unless you guys get your wallets out soon I may be forced to go over to Denmark, where the broadcasting company which brought you Borgen and the Killing are looking for participants for a second series of the show called Blachman.
Is it a thriller, a cop show or a murder mystery, I hear you ask? Er, not quite…only in Denmark (and possibly Holland) could you have a whole TV programme based around a woman standing starkers in front of a load of men who then make comments on her body (you can’t make this stuff up).
The woman, paid around 250 euros (£214) for her appearance, just stands there and takes it… as it were. But it’s not all bad, you know, because the first one who appeared on the show, Nina, not only had scores of fan-mail letters, she has also had five marriage proposals.
Now I understand there has been uproar about it, with all the hairy old feminists going ballistic. Well, I’m all for showcasing feminine beauty, as I know most of you naughty guys are too, so wait till they get an eyeful of little ol’ Busty’s 38DDs in the second series, er, cuming on screens near you soon…
Talking of which, I see there’s been great news for home-made porn fans this week after the adult film industry said it can’t wait to get its sticky mitts on a pair Google Glass.
Apparently they will open up huge potential for POV shots, and allow them to operate in a ‘truly hands-free fashion’ as opposed to having one hand on the camera and one on the job in hand.
A spokesman for porn film makers Pink Visual, said last week: “To really know their full potential, we’ll need to get a pair to play around with, but we’re already dreaming up ways to use the glasses to get shots that just aren’t feasible using a traditional camera set-up.”
And the good news? I’ve managed to get a pair from Google on trial. If that doesn’t get you lot bidding for the “Big Night In With Busty” nothing will…

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