Well, what do you think of it so far? As you can see, dear Busty fans, I’ve got a new picture and everything – and I’m sure you’ll agree our illustrator has certainly captured my best side, even though some have remarked how I look remarkably like a blow-up doll, but if the cap fits…
To be honest, it’s been virtually impossible to get “back to me” all week as old McKelvey has been hogging the limelight after claiming his column about nuisance calls has sparked a change in Ofcom rules.
To give him his due (well, there could be a pay rise in it), it does seem to be a little too much of a coincidence that the changes have been made just weeks after his scribblings appeared on the DMA website. And who am I to argue, especially as we are all off to the pub again this lunchtime to celebrate the growing influence of his mighty organ?
Anyway, enough about him now. As the awards season approaches, I have decided that, with my chances of winning any gongs being slimmer than a Campaign global editor, I’m going to launch my own awards programme.
But while everyone from The Drum to the IPA is running awards for the sisterhood, I want to redress the balance slightly in favour of you fellas. And if it’s good enough for the MAA’s Scott Knox to launch his own LGBT awards, it’s certainly good enough for me to unveil the Busty Awards for Lascivious Lads (the Busty Balls for short).
Now, never let is be said that I’m a complicated person, so it stands to reason that my awards will be pretty simple, too, with only four categories in the inaugural year at least. So, here goes:
Category 1: The Man Who Has Made the Most Outstanding Contribution to Women
Category 2: The Man Who Has Made the Most Outstanding Contribution to the Pole Dancing Industry.
Category 3: The Man Who Has Made the Most Outstanding Contribution to the Drinks Industry
And finally, Category 4: The Man Who Has Made the Most Outstanding Contribution to his Own Ego
All you have to do is send in your nominations – and I’m hoping you girls will be very responsive – via email (to busty.idol@hotmail.co.uk) before November 5th (well the Busty Balls Awards will have to go off with a bang, after all), and I’ll do the rest.
All responses will be treated in the strictest of confidence, of course. Loose lips sink ships; not that I would know anything about that because mine are always tight.
Anyway, must dash, McKelvey’s got his wallet out…and that never happens.
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