Busty sees the benefit of bashing ’em out all week

busty idolRegular readers might have noticed that this week’s musings are appearing slightly later than usual, but, dear Busty fans, I’m afraid I’ve been so busy bashing ’em out that I’ve only just managed to get around to my proper job.
Funnily enough, “The Busty Diet, in association with, yes, you guessed it, Pornhub” is taking up a lot of my time these days, although the results are already beginning to show.
The pounds are literally falling off, and in all the right places, too and you’ll be heartened to hear, I hope, that my prized 38DD assets are not being stripped back at all.
But if only “The Busty Diet, in association with, yes, you guessed it, Pornhub” was all I had to keep me busy.
Sadly, today is my esteemed editor’s 56th birthday – yep, Friday the 13th – so he has done another one of his disappearing acts. He was last spotted on Monday, muttering something about how he was taking his “birthday week” off so I had better get on with it. What a charmer.
All of which means that not only have I been bashing one out every day, as anyone who has taken up “The Busty Diet, in association with, yes, you guessed it, Pornhub” knows; I have had to write all the stories on this august website, too.
Suffice to say, our web traffic has gone through the roof and I’ve been fielding calls from a slurry of potential new advertisers; not the usual suspects McKelvey seems content to tap up. In fact, even former Apprentice winners have been in touch, after I bigged up Mark Wright’s achievements.
In fact, things are going so well, I’m hoping my boss stays away for good; if all goes to plan and I manage to close these ad deals, we might even be able to do what our rivals do and bring in some cheap kids to do all the work instead.
Oh happy days…

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