Idol Gossip

Well, I do love a four-day weekend, don’t you? Mind you, come Wednesday morning I was cursing ‘Her Maj’ for…

My spies tell me that Kitcatt Nohr is going through what they call in the trade, “choppy waters”. Of course,…

Ah, sun, sand and sex…and sometimes all three. That’s right folks, I’m writing this week’s missive on the beach –…

Maybe I’m getting old; maybe I’m already Victor Meldrew, but I’m finding it very hard to get excited about anything…

My old mate Jeremy Lee at Campaign – whom, I’m pleased to see has survived at Haymarket despite my best…

With Busty now spreading herself – quite literally, I hear – around the Burlesque scene, it’s time for this column…

First the good news. At last I have secured a lucrative contract and will soon be literally rolling around in…

The big squeeze has finally hit the Idol household, and sadly I don’t mean sexy, manly hugs from a new…

Does my bum look big in this? Don’t even dare answer that one…The thing is, after devouring that huge cock…

Oh what a bunch of jokers you lot are. Ever since last week’s confessional column I have been inundated with…