Gold digger Busty on the prowl
Never being one to beat about the bush, dear readers, I am now a girl on a mission: I NEED…
Never being one to beat about the bush, dear readers, I am now a girl on a mission: I NEED…
A cynical festival of tacky cards, overpriced chocolates, heart-shaped pizzas, red roses, overbooked restaurants full of smug couples holding hands…
I’m not too sure if the cold weather has affected my brain this week but following the resignation of England…
Well, the snow is on its way, so my mind has been turning to sunnier climes. Imagine my joy, then,…
“Some hae meat and canna eat, and some wad eat that want it; But we hae meat, and we can…
Oh lucky old me. You may recall I was on a promise of a good drink up on account of…
Can I just say, this dieting malarkey is so over-rated – I’M BLOODY STARVING! I don’t care whether the Dukan…
Great to be back at work, innit? Yeh right… Well, I trust you all had a great Christmas and that…
Christmas is coming, my arse is getting fat, but please remind me to pack my old Dutch cap. That’s right…
“It’s beginning to feel a lot like Christmas, everywhere you go, but I am yet to receive your lovely presents,…