Idol Gossip

Oh joy, oh joy. Not only have I got a double four-day week, I’ve also been gobbling up the April…

So, biffer Clarkson is gone – good riddance I say – and now the BBC is looking for a successor…

Well, I hope you’ll be pleased to know that I survived Cheltenham – just – even though Giant Bolster, my big…

“Ruby, Ruby, Ruby, Ruby…ah ah ah, do know what you’ve done to me…ah ah ah.” That’s right fans, I too…

Well, I don’t know about you lot, but I’m not having much luck getting my sticky mitts on Pornhub’s new…

They say “the truth will out”, but I must admit I wasn’t expecting to find it in the self-styled adland…

Don’t you just hate half-term? Pesky kids wherever you go, packed trains, packed shops, stressed out parents? Bah, imagine how…

Fifty Shades of Grey? Bah, 26 chapters and 514 pages of appallingly written drivel, turned into 125 minutes of nonsense,…

I know I keep banging on about this, but it’s not easy being me, you know. Here I am toiling…